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Things Star Wars Characters Would Never Say
 PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:03 pm Reply with quote  
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  MizzeeOH
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I always thought this was a great thread, and it's on a bunch of sites. Very entertaining. Very Happy

Anakin Skywalker: You know what? The Jedi Council is right. I shouldn't have the title of Jedi Master yet. I'm just too rash.

And I got this from Starwars.com, so it's not mine..... But I had to post it:

Anakin Solo after SBS: Just kidding! Laughing


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 PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:05 pm Reply with quote  
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Darth Vader: Oops, I'm so sorry! Did I leave a bruise?!?!?!?!?
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Through strength, I gain power.
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these threads are great! I can always find something in threads like this to make me laugh and feel a little less stressed.

Lets see how about:

Sev: Why do they always have to insist on fighting us? Couldn't we all just get along and be friends?


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Jaina: Oh, Jag, forget the rest of the galaxy. Marry me now!
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Boba Fett: "I'm scared."
Kal Skirata: "I'm going to marry a Kaminoan someday."
Palpatine: "And for my next trick, I will recharge this battery using only Force lightning."
Grand Admiral Thrawn: "I didn't think of that."
Wedge Antilles: "I can't fly this thing!"
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"I believe toys resonate with us as humans, we can hold them them, it's tactile, real! They are totems for our extended beliefs and imaginations. A fetish for ideas that hold as much interest and passion as old religious relics for some. We display them in our homes. They show who we are. They are signals for similar thinking people. A way we connect with each other...and I guess thats why I do toys. That connection." -Ashley Wood


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 PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:19 pm Reply with quote  
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Darth Skuldren wrote:

Palpatine: "And for my next trick, I will recharge this battery using only Force lightning."


Laughing Great! That joke made my day. Very Happy


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These are funny! I finally came up with one this morning:

Yoda: To heavy this is, get a crane I will!
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 PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:49 pm Reply with quote  
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Good one!

"I'm going on a diet." -Jabba the Hutt (or any Hutt)
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"I believe toys resonate with us as humans, we can hold them them, it's tactile, real! They are totems for our extended beliefs and imaginations. A fetish for ideas that hold as much interest and passion as old religious relics for some. We display them in our homes. They show who we are. They are signals for similar thinking people. A way we connect with each other...and I guess thats why I do toys. That connection." -Ashley Wood


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 PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:26 pm Reply with quote  
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Any character: I've got a great feeling about this!
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Mara Jade Skywalker wrote:
Any character: I've got a great feeling about this!


Haha nice one. Laughing
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*after being defeated by Luke at the end of ROTJ*

Darth Vader: thank the Force I wasn't on Mustafar this time!


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Yoda: Who talks like Yoda anyway? What!? I mean "Talk like Yoda, who does?"

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C-3PO: I completely trust you Artoo.
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Any doctrinal Jedi-"C'mon, be more aggressive!"
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
-The Code of the Sith

In mourning . . . Crying or Very sad


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