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  Mara Jade Skywalker
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Darth Bane: "We should recruit more Sith. Our army will grow stronger until the might of our numbers alone will crush the Jedi!"

Leia: "I love you."
Han: "What are you talking about?"
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Tenel Ka: Fiction.
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SwordoftheJedi wrote:
Tenel Ka: Fiction.


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Darth Vader: GIMME BACK MY SON!
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Jabba: Forget about the spice, Han. It happens.
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Han: Jabba, I got your credits right here. Hey Chewie, bend over.
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"I believe toys resonate with us as humans, we can hold them them, it's tactile, real! They are totems for our extended beliefs and imaginations. A fetish for ideas that hold as much interest and passion as old religious relics for some. We display them in our homes. They show who we are. They are signals for similar thinking people. A way we connect with each other...and I guess thats why I do toys. That connection." -Ashley Wood


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DS, that was disturbing... Shocked Laughing

Anyway, here's a little something I made up about Palpatine, a spoof on the Mastercard commercials:

Planet-killing space station: 10,000,000,000,000 credits

Massive Imperial fleet: 200,000,000,000,000 credits

Plastic-bound soldiers: 500,000,000,000 credits

Having your apprentice go mutiny on you after you tried to electrocute his son: Priceless
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Laughing Laughing
Palpatine would roll over in his grave laughing, ha ha!
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Jacen Solo (pre-Traitor) - But the Jedi are supposed to be keepers of the peace! We can not condone violence.......hey, is anybody listening to me? Hello? Aw, forget it, I'm gonna go kill some Vong!
Anakin Solo - Now you're talking!

Sorry, I'm rereading the NJO and Jacen is getting on my last nerve. Very Happy
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I know that feeling...
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Darth Vader after throwing the Emperor to his doom: "I KNEW I should have opted for the all rubber suite instead of the one with all this metal!"
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Haha. Jedi Joe that is awesome! Laughing
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Location: Sitting in front of a fireplace on Naboo exchanging pathetic dialogue with Anakin

*Anakin and Obi-Wan battle on Mustafar. Obi-Wan jumps off the platform and on to the shore*
Obi-Wan - It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!

Anakin - You underestimate my......hey, wait a second! Didn't Darth Maul have the high ground, too? huh? So I'd say it's kind of irrelevant, don't you think?
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Vader: Where is Padme', is she safe? Is she alright?

Sidious: It seems that in your anger, you killed her.

Vader: Oh thank the Force! I have been redeemed! *Breaks free* YYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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Yoda: *Pppfffftttt* Ohh, when 900 years old you reach, smell as good you will not, hmm?

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Qui-Gon: Anakin, I am your father...

Anakin: NOOO- Oh wait, cool!

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Boba Fett: BOOM! HEADSHOT!

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Darth Vader: Simba, the circl - Whoops, wrong movie...

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Darth Vader: That's my dog, Hercul- Dangit, still wrong movie!

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Yoda: Fear is the path to the Dark Side!

Anakin: I've heard this already! Guys, I think we need to put this geezer in a home!

Mace: *facepalm*
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