The Adventures of Darth Elmo

An archive of the Darth Elmo chatbox adventure, one of the most famous events in the history of EUCantina.

Part I: Elmo Arrives.

Transcript of EU Chat Box. September 16th, 2009. (Non-Elmo conversation removed).

Old Master Ben 11:01 pm|WOW. Who just registered as Darth Elmo?
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:01 pm|I was about to ask that!
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:02 pm|All right, who spread Darth Elmo around? ..
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:02 pm|Darth Elmo lives!
Old Master Ben 11:03 pm|Not I Mara. Also, email of Darth Elmo is GeekSquad07@gmail.com. Who is the guilty party?
Autobon 8:03 pm|darth elmo will destroy us all
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:03 pm|NOOOO! We must stand against him!
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:03 pm|Noooo!
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:04 pm|Geeksquad? If I didn't know better, I'd suspect Mara. Very Happy

Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:04 pm|Darth Elmo must be defeated!
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:04 pm|Me, a geek? Not I.
Old Master Ben 11:04 pm|It has to be someone who's name disappeared from the list for a little while...
Old Master Ben 11:04 pm|While they went to make the account. Anyone notice someone go missing
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:04 pm|Uh huh......
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:05 pm|Hey, I've been here the whole time
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:05 pm|Hmm...OMB, you left for a little while! You said so yourself.
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:05 pm|Um.....Caedus isn't here anymore....
Old Master Ben 11:06 pm|Hehehe, that is true Mara. A fine catch. However, I promise it was not me.
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:06 pm|Ah. Perhaps it is MAster Devwi, promoter of Zune.
Old Master Ben 11:06 pm|Also, I promise that I have no clue who did it. I was as shocked as everyone else. Besides, I don't make fake accounts...
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:07 pm|So....who's Darth Elmo?
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:08 pm|I don't know, but he's not talking to us.
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:11 pm|Darth Elmo hasn't joined us. I bet he's plotting our doom.
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:11 pm|He's observing us from afar...
Old Master Ben 11:11 pm|Well, the chatbox is already cursed. How much more can he do?
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:11 pm|True.
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:11 pm|Plotting how he may use Big Bird and Snuffy to bring us down....
Old Master Ben 11:12 pm|OH! I know why he hasn't joined. I have to activate him. But should I?
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:13 pm|Hmm...I don't know. Should you?
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:13 pm|Maybe if you activate him, we'll figure out who it is.....
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:13 pm|I think you should. After all, he is a member of the Football League.
Old Master Ben 11:13 pm|Too late, I just did. It will spell our doom.
Autobon 8:13 pm|run!
Autobon 8:13 pm|OMB, what have you done!?
Old Master Ben 11:13 pm|Get ready everyone. This could get messy.
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:14 pm|*gulps* Get your lightsabers, guys.....
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:14 pm|Uh-oh...
Old Master Ben 11:15 pm|I've got pepper spray somewhere around here, if we need it.
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:15 pm|I'm waiting with bated breath. See, Mara? Autobon? I spelled it right..... Smile

Autobon 8:16 pm|Austin open that blast door!
Autobon 8:16 pm|let me in!
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:16 pm|*ducks under a rock*
Old Master Ben 11:16 pm|Now I'm really scared, because this means he was just waiting for me to activate him
Old Master Ben 11:16 pm|I don't know how to do my lightsaber thing Mara!
Darth Elmo 11:17 pm|

Old Master Ben 11:17 pm|The one for Kenobi! I'm in trouble!
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:17 pm|Darth Elmo knows!
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:17 pm|We all are!!!
Old Master Ben 11:17 pm|Oh
Old Master Ben 11:17 pm|Crap
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:17 pm|Agh! It's hopeless!
Old Master Ben 11:17 pm|Elmo just did my thing. MY THING.
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:18 pm|*gasp* How dare he?
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:18 pm|I guess because he doesn\'t have his own? And now he\'s mad.
Old Master Ben 11:18 pm|I'm in shock. We might as well give up...
Autobon 8:18 pm|*sits and cries* Its hopeless!
Old Master Ben 11:18 pm|I can't even do that, and he can? We are no match for him.
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:18 pm|NO! Don't give up! We might fight!!!
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:18 pm|Stand strong, my friends!
Darth Elmo 11:19 pm|You will be crushed!
Old Master Ben 11:19 pm|Wait everyone!
Darth Elmo 11:19 pm|Big Bird is coming!
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:19 pm|Get your saber, Mara!!!
Old Master Ben 11:19 pm|I am the boss of this site. I will face him alone.
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:19 pm|

Autobon 8:19 pm|*this epic battle brought to you buy zune hd*
Old Master Ben 11:20 pm|Darth Elmo, speak to me. You dare come into my domain? (Really. I own it. With real US money)
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:20 pm|Autobon! This is not the time!
Darth Elmo 11:20 pm|Old Master Ben. What do you want?

Master Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Posts: 4419 Location: Korriban

That...hm...I have to say that's the most epic thing I've seen on here since joining. It freaked me out, it made me laugh, I almost soiled myself in fear of Darth Elmo, gotta say, that was hilarious Very Happy

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Part 2: Old Master Ben confronts Darth Elmo - I will continue tomorrow, got really tired doing each line by hand.

Autobon 8:20 pm|I am hopeless. I have lost the will to live mara
Autobon 8:21 pm|where is OMB?
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:21 pm|No, don\'t give up hope!
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:21 pm|Grrr....all I have is

Autobon 8:21 pm|he is gone......... no.......
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:21 pm|Don\'t tell me he fled in the face of Elmo!
Old Master Ben 11:21 pm|I want to know why you dare threaten us Darh Elmo
Old Master Ben 11:21 pm|That\'s right. I didn\'t even bother spelling your name right.
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:21 pm|Or did Elmo...*gasp*
Autobon 8:21 pm|no, he lives!
Darth Elmo 11:21 pm|Because that is what I have been trained to do. And as Mara Jade Skywalker says, I have no emoticon.
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:21 pm|Do something, OMB!!!
Darth Elmo 11:22 pm|And I will destroy you all with the tickle torture!
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:22 pm|Agh!
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:22 pm|No! Anything but that!
Old Master Ben 11:23 pm|Well let me tell you something Tickle-Me-DOLL. We are not scared of you. For many reasons. One, I can destroy you with the push of a button. Two: you just brought a Kenobi to a MACE FIGHT

Autobon 8:23 pm|oh ya!
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:23 pm|YES!!!
Darth Elmo 11:23 pm|Who is this Mace?
Autobon 8:23 pm|*turns on gary glitter music*
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:24 pm|Oh, no, he didn\'t!
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:24 pm|Uh...yes he did.
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:24 pm|*gulp* This isn\'t going to be pretty.
Old Master Ben 11:24 pm|Hide in shame and fear Elmo. The most powerful Jedi to ever live is here. And what are you? A puppet.
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:24 pm|*hides* I don\'t want to be in the path of fire.
Darth Elmo 11:25 pm|Did you just call me a puppet?!
Darth Elmo 11:25 pm|Your own Yoda was nothing more than a puppet!
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:25 pm|Oh, yes, he did!!!
Old Master Ben 11:25 pm|Let me tell you something else, Elmo. I never liked your TV show. I never had your doll. I watched STAR WARS. The greatest movie on the planet. It is GOAT status. You are nothing.
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:25 pm|*gasp* Did he just say what I think he said?
Darth Elmo 11:25 pm|GOAT?
Autobon 8:26 pm|this is DARTH elmo OMB..... he posses powers beyond our wildest imagination
Old Master Ben 11:26 pm|Greatest Of All Time, punk. And Yoda was CGI in his prime. You wish you were cool enough to be CGI.
Autobon 8:26 pm|*definition brought to you by...... nevermind
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:26 pm|Autobon! Don\'t distract OMB!!!
Darth Elmo 11:27 pm|CGI? That is fake!
Old Master Ben 11:27 pm|At a loss for words, Elmo? Or do you just want to sing La La La La?
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:27 pm|This could get ugly.
Autobon 8:27 pm|he is at a loss for words!
Autobon 8:27 pm|this gives us hope!
Darth Elmo 11:27 pm|No he is not!
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:28 pm|Now, destroy him, OMB!!!!!
Autobon 8:28 pm|ah!
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:28 pm|He\'s not.
Autobon 8:28 pm|*hids under padme\'s rock*
Autobon 8:28 pm|hides*
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:28 pm|Hey, that\'s my rock! I didn\'t invite you!
Darth Elmo 11:28 pm|*calls Darth Darth Binks to his side*
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:28 pm|*hides with them*
Old Master Ben 11:29 pm|Oh no.
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:29 pm|But I\'ll be generous and let y\'all stay....
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:29 pm|Not Darth Darth Binks! Agh!
Old Master Ben 11:29 pm|Um...Darth Binks? I\'m going to need more firepower.
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:29 pm|*gasp* He\'s in league with Jar Jar!!!!! NOOOOO!
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:29 pm|We\'re going to need a bigger rock.
Darth Elmo 11:30 pm|While I tickle, Darth Darth Binks will talk! And talk, and talk...
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:30 pm|NOOOOO!!!!
Autobon 8:30 pm|there are no more rocks!
Old Master Ben 11:30 pm|Well, fine. Windu can handle you. In the meantime, SoS let me borrow someone who\'s only the GRAND MASTER OF THE JEDI ORDER:

Darth Elmo 11:31 pm|Not right now he is not.
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:31 pm|Uh, he\'s got a point, OMB. Neutral

Old Master Ben 11:31 pm|I know....lol. I wish he didn\'t.
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:31 pm|Mara!! Hush!!!
Autobon 8:31 pm|no!
Darth Elmo 11:31 pm|Your best is dead and exiled?! Ha!
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:31 pm|Sorry. *ducks head*
Autobon 8:31 pm|run for it! *I lost 30 pounds by doing this everyday*
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:32 pm|Hey....we outnumber Elmo! We can destroy him!!!!!
Darth Elmo 11:32 pm|You are no match for my Force Tickle!
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:32 pm|Oh yeah?! Bring it!!!
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:32 pm|Not the Force Tickle! Shocked

Old Master Ben 11:32 pm|Good idea Padme! You are no match for all of us! We\'ve got Kenobi, Mara, Padme, and a random Jawa!
Autobon 8:32 pm|help he-hahahahahahah! No stop! Help ah ahaha
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:32 pm|A random Jawa...

Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:32 pm|Stand against it, Mara!!!
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:33 pm|Whoops, shouldn\'t be laughing now.
Old Master Ben 11:33 pm|Okay, we lost the random Jawa
Darth Elmo 11:33 pm|No, but you will be!
Old Master Ben 11:33 pm|Not that he would help much anyway.
Darth Elmo 11:33 pm|Laugh, laugh!
Mara Jade Skywalker 11:33 pm|Ah-ha...I have the urge to laugh!
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:33 pm|Don\'t worry, random Jawa! We shall return for you! Maybe....
Old Master Ben 11:33 pm|NOOOOO! *Must....resist....laughing...*
Darth Elmo 11:33 pm|*shoot burst of Force Tickle from fingertips*
Darth Elmo 11:34 pm|Laugh!
Autobon 8:34 pm|ok I am running to the nearest rock
Queen Padmè Skywalker 11:34 pm|Mara! Take my hand!!!
Old Master Ben 11:34 pm|Gosh darn it! I know what to do!

Yay you found it!! yay yay yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

I often wondered when Andrew recruited me if my arrival was felt like a bad omen in the Force Laughing

Courtesy of Skuldren:

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Ben, you found it! You are my bestest friend ever for all time. I can't thank you enough, and I couldn't be happier! My day is indeed complete. *sighs happily* Very Happy

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"It's not about the legacy you leave, it's about the life you live." ~Mara Jade Skywalker

Oh my word.....I can't believe you found it! That's awesome! This will go down in cantina history! Very Happy

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All things die, Anakin Skywalker, even stars burn out.

So this is how liberty dies....with thunderous applause.

Those without swords can still die upon them

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

So now let me get this straight.

Darth Elmo was conjured up out of the Force am I correct? Meaning that he didn't exist until the conversation lead to his arrival?

Or is Darth Elmo a regular user who had been away for a long time?

I was under the impression that he's like the Bizzarro Chosen One.
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-Bring on your thousands, one at a time or all in a rush. I don't give a damn. None shall pass.
-
-To become a Jedi, it is not the Force one must learn to control but oneself.
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-Podcasts: Star Wars Beyond the Films, The Star Wars Report, & EUCast

Darth Elmo was first mentioned during a late-night chat box conversation by Jedi Joe, I believe. He appeared from the Force during another late-night conversation when he was mentioned again. When will we learn to keep our mouths shut. Smile

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All things die, Anakin Skywalker, even stars burn out.

So this is how liberty dies....with thunderous applause.

Those without swords can still die upon them

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.