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  Aush
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Great ones, CloneCommander Asori! Very Happy
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"I am a Sith." Vergere
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"I believe toys resonate with us as humans, we can hold them them, it's tactile, real! They are totems for our extended beliefs and imaginations. A fetish for ideas that hold as much interest and passion as old religious relics for some. We display them in our homes. They show who we are. They are signals for similar thinking people. A way we connect with each other...and I guess thats why I do toys. That connection." -Ashley Wood


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Palpatine: "I just want to take over the galaxy, exterminate the Jedi, kill vast amounts of sentients, and give hugs and kisses to my new apprentice! Is that so wrong?"
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Anakin as he enters the Jedi Temple and confronts the younglings...

"Master, I cannot do it!" -Anakin

[Sure you can Anakin, give in to your anger, picture Jar Jar's face on each little youngling.] -Sidious through the Force

Anakin pictures a tiny flap eared Jar Jar on one of the younglings... Ani, Ani, yousa eyes issa yellowy...and his lightsaber swings into action.
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Darth Skuldren wrote:
Anakin as he enters the Jedi Temple and confronts the younglings...

"Master, I cannot do it!" -Anakin

[Sure you can Anakin, give in to your anger, picture Jar Jar's face on each little youngling.] -Sidious through the Force

Anakin pictures a tiny flap eared Jar Jar on one of the younglings... Ani, Ani, yousa eyes issa yellowy...and his lightsaber swings into action.


Laughing Laughing Priceless!

Luke Skywalker: "The Galactic Alliance is stupid, and inefficient! Say hello to the new Emperor!"

Leia: "Luke! How can you do this?!?"

Luke: "What? Bad idea?"
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jedipoodoo wrote:
Luke: "What? Bad idea?"


Luke: "What? Too soon?" Laughing

*Just another conclusion to think about, jedipoodoo Very Happy
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The Jedi capture Jacen and throw him in a locked room. Little does he know, he has company....

Raynar: Jacen!!! Wazzup?!

Callista mopes in the corner along with many other Star Wars characters that have disappeared over the years.

Jacen: WTF?!

And excuse my "implied" language..... I was just inspired by another site's joke and thought it would be funny on here. Laughing


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-continued from above-

Karrde sits by the door playing a hand of sabacc with Dengar, he looks over at Jacen. "Another Jedi to babysit...this job isn't paying enough."
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Ben to luke, "Why are you so busy all the time?"

Luke, "idk, my bff jill."

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Yoda to Leia "Children, I have not had, bear them you must" Shocked
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I'll post more later

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Jar Jar: Mesa findy glowy pyramid thingy. It tell mesa bout dem Sith guyzos! Mesa Bombad Sith now! Yousa Gonna Die!!!
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Hilarious! Laughing Good one Caedus_16.
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Thrawn: I mean, it's a pretty picture and all, but... I just don't get it!

That Jar Jar one was well funny! Very Happy
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I thought mine deserved a chuckle:

Anyway here's another:

Jar Jar "Everyone run,.. Mesa must sacrfice myelfa for yousa"

(If only he said that)
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Flyboy wrote:
Thrawn: I mean, it's a pretty picture and all, but... I just don't get it!


Good one! I like that one. Jar jar finding the holocron was funny too.

Obi-Wan: Master Yoda, I here Jar Jar has joined the sith.

Yoda: When to Jar Jar it comes, queer is the path to the dark side!
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Great stuff Blue X-wing Pilot!

Sidious: Soon your journey towards the marked side will be complete and...
(luke and Vader interupt together)
Did you say marked side?
Sidious: What? Oh, wait did I say that? Oh my, look I just haven't been myself today.

Luke: Look, why don't we just try this whole invasion/darkside duel thing tomorrow, after we're better rested?

Vader: Good thinking, my son.

Sidious: Very well, we'll try take two in the morning. Get some rest everybody!

(luke walks off towards the barracks to get wasted and play a round of sabaac with the guards while the Emperor pushes a button on his armrest. A bed slides out and he takes a nap. Jar Jar walks in and grabs Vader by the arm)

Jar Jar: Annie! Yousa and mesa should go get hammered!

Vader: Very well, its been way too long!
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