One Line Story

In this 'ere thread, 'ere, we all take turns in writing a story. However, instead of writing a short story each post, we just write one line. It can be about anything, it doesn't have to be about the same thing as the last past. It does, however, need a lead in for the next post.
Now...

There once was a man from Coruscant...
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I am a Star Wars fan. That doesn't mean that I hate or love Jar Jar. That doesn't mean I hate or love Lucas, or agree or disagree 100% with him. That doesn't mean I prefer the PT over the OT, or vice versa. That doesn't mean I hate the EU, or even love all of it. These are not prerequisites. Being a man is not a prerequisite. Being a geek is not a prerequisite. The only prerequisite is that I love something about Star Wars. I am a Star Wars fan.

...who wore an Ewok suit two sizes too small. He drank so much...
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...Corellian Ale that he passed out while riding a speeder. He fell from the speeder onto...
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Where sky and water meet,
Where the waves grow sweet,
Doubt not, Reepicheep,
To find all you seek,
There is the utter east.

...a big furry Bantha. The Bantha was very angry and felt a sudden urge to...

...dance a traditional Alderaanian waltz to release steam. The man was puzzled by this and said...
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All things die, Anakin Skywalker, even stars burn out.

So this is how liberty dies....with thunderous applause.

Those without swords can still die upon them

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

..."Bantha's run on steam?" The Bantha, still dancing with hair flying to and fro, replied...
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..."Steam and blue milk, my good fellow. Now get off my back!" And with a mighty...

...drop-kick, the man from Coruscant was once again in the air. While in the air, he noticed...
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Where sky and water meet,
Where the waves grow sweet,
Doubt not, Reepicheep,
To find all you seek,
There is the utter east.

...a nest of gundarks. He decided to...
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All things die, Anakin Skywalker, even stars burn out.

So this is how liberty dies....with thunderous applause.

Those without swords can still die upon them

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

...avoid them at all costs. Sadly, that wasn't in his control, as he was suddenly...

...in the middle of a bunch of hungry Gundarks. Lucky for him he had brought...
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Where sky and water meet,
Where the waves grow sweet,
Doubt not, Reepicheep,
To find all you seek,
There is the utter east.

..an energy bar which he quickly threw at the Gundarks. The Gundarks attacked the energy bar giving him time to escape...
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...but he barely had time to breathe a sigh of relief as a swarm of hawk-bats seemed to be eying him suspiciously. He thought to himself...
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All things die, Anakin Skywalker, even stars burn out.

So this is how liberty dies....with thunderous applause.

Those without swords can still die upon them

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

..."Man, I should really ditch this Ewok suit. I have no idea why I'm wearing it in the first place." Ripping off the Ewok suit, he tossed it at the hawk-bats. With a shriek of anger, they...
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"It's not about the legacy you leave, it's about the life you live." ~Mara Jade Skywalker

(Mara's back!)

...they yelled, "How dare he simply through the Ewok Suit around! Such irreverence." The man thought, I didn't know Mynocks could talk they must be...
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Where sky and water meet,
Where the waves grow sweet,
Doubt not, Reepicheep,
To find all you seek,
There is the utter east.