Great stuff Blue X-wing Pilot!
Sidious: Soon your journey towards the marked side will be complete and...
(luke and Vader interupt together)
Did you say marked side?
Sidious: What? Oh, wait did I say that? Oh my, look I just haven't been myself today.
Luke: Look, why don't we just try this whole invasion/darkside duel thing tomorrow, after we're better rested?
Vader: Good thinking, my son.
Sidious: Very well, we'll try take two in the morning. Get some rest everybody!
(luke walks off towards the barracks to get wasted and play a round of sabaac with the guards while the Emperor pushes a button on his armrest. A bed slides out and he takes a nap. Jar Jar walks in and grabs Vader by the arm)
Jar Jar: Annie! Yousa and mesa should go get hammered!
Vader: Very well, its been way too long!
Perfection is a lifelong pursuit requiring sacrifice. The only way to get it quicker is to sacrifice the most.