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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:22 pm
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Aush Administrator Joined: 12 Nov 2007 Posts: 980 Location: Midwest, USA Great ones, CloneCommander Asori! _________________ "Changes are nice--but so is continuity!" "Then you saved my life. How disgusting. How unfortunate." "No, don't gush on so. It was nothing, really."

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:49 pm
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Darth Skuldren Moderator Joined: 04 Feb 2008 Posts: 5756 Location: Missouri "I am a Sith." Vergere _________________

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:47 pm
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jedipoodoo Knight Joined: 05 Feb 2008 Posts: 367 Location: Connecticut Palpatine: "I just want to take over the galaxy, exterminate the Jedi, kill vast amounts of sentients, and give hugs and kisses to my new apprentice! Is that so wrong?" _________________ "Who's scruffy lookin'?"

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:44 pm
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Darth Skuldren Moderator Joined: 04 Feb 2008 Posts: 5756 Location: Missouri Anakin as he enters the Jedi Temple and confronts the younglings... "Master, I cannot do it!" -Anakin [Sure you can Anakin, give in to your anger, picture Jar Jar's face on each little youngling.] -Sidious through the Force Anakin pictures a tiny flap eared Jar Jar on one of the younglings... Ani, Ani, yousa eyes issa yellowy...and his lightsaber swings into action. _________________

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:08 pm
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jedipoodoo Knight Joined: 05 Feb 2008 Posts: 367 Location: Connecticut Darth Skuldren wrote: Anakin as he enters the Jedi Temple and confronts the younglings... "Master, I cannot do it!" -Anakin [Sure you can Anakin, give in to your anger, picture Jar Jar's face on each little youngling.] -Sidious through the Force Anakin pictures a tiny flap eared Jar Jar on one of the younglings... Ani, Ani, yousa eyes issa yellowy...and his lightsaber swings into action. Priceless! Luke Skywalker: "The Galactic Alliance is stupid, and inefficient! Say hello to the new Emperor!" Leia: "Luke! How can you do this?!?" Luke: "What? Bad idea?" _________________ "Who's scruffy lookin'?"

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:31 pm
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Aush Administrator Joined: 12 Nov 2007 Posts: 980 Location: Midwest, USA jedipoodoo wrote: Luke: "What? Bad idea?" Luke: "What? Too soon?" *Just another conclusion to think about, jedipoodoo _________________ "Changes are nice--but so is continuity!" "Then you saved my life. How disgusting. How unfortunate." "No, don't gush on so. It was nothing, really."

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:52 pm
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MizzeeOH EUC Staff Joined: 02 Feb 2008 Posts: 251 Location: Nar Shaddaa The Jedi capture Jacen and throw him in a locked room. Little does he know, he has company.... Raynar: Jacen!!! Wazzup?! Callista mopes in the corner along with many other Star Wars characters that have disappeared over the years. Jacen: WTF?! And excuse my "implied" language..... I was just inspired by another site's joke and thought it would be funny on here.

Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:58 am
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Darth Skuldren Moderator Joined: 04 Feb 2008 Posts: 5756 Location: Missouri -continued from above- Karrde sits by the door playing a hand of sabacc with Dengar, he looks over at Jacen. "Another Jedi to babysit...this job isn't paying enough." _________________

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:54 pm
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JonSnow Padawan Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 12 Ben to luke, "Why are you so busy all the time?" Luke, "idk, my bff jill." ------------- Yoda to Leia "Children, I have not had, bear them you must" ---- I'll post more later -Snow _________________ Only the one truth will prevail

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 10:19 pm
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Caedus_16 Master Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Posts: 4400 Location: Korriban Jar Jar: Mesa findy glowy pyramid thingy. It tell mesa bout dem Sith guyzos! Mesa Bombad Sith now! Yousa Gonna Die!!! _________________ Perfection is a lifelong pursuit requiring sacrifice. The only way to get it quicker is to sacrifice the most.

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 9:11 am
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Darth Skuldren Moderator Joined: 04 Feb 2008 Posts: 5756 Location: Missouri => Hilarious! Good one Caedus_16. _________________

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 3:50 pm
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Flyboy EUC Staff Joined: 14 May 2008 Posts: 75 Location: London, UK Thrawn: I mean, it's a pretty picture and all, but... I just don't get it! That Jar Jar one was well funny! _________________

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 1:19 am
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JonSnow Padawan Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 12 I thought mine deserved a chuckle: Anyway here's another: Jar Jar "Everyone run,.. Mesa must sacrfice myelfa for yousa" (If only he said that) _________________ Only the one truth will prevail

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 1:20 am
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BlueX-WingPilot Knight Joined: 04 Feb 2008 Posts: 170 Location: Cloud 9 Flyboy wrote: Thrawn: I mean, it's a pretty picture and all, but... I just don't get it! Good one! I like that one. Jar jar finding the holocron was funny too. Obi-Wan: Master Yoda, I here Jar Jar has joined the sith. Yoda: When to Jar Jar it comes, queer is the path to the dark side! _________________

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 4:40 pm
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Caedus_16 Master Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Posts: 4400 Location: Korriban Great stuff Blue X-wing Pilot! Sidious: Soon your journey towards the marked side will be complete and... (luke and Vader interupt together) Did you say marked side? Sidious: What? Oh, wait did I say that? Oh my, look I just haven't been myself today. Luke: Look, why don't we just try this whole invasion/darkside duel thing tomorrow, after we're better rested? Vader: Good thinking, my son. Sidious: Very well, we'll try take two in the morning. Get some rest everybody! (luke walks off towards the barracks to get wasted and play a round of sabaac with the guards while the Emperor pushes a button on his armrest. A bed slides out and he takes a nap. Jar Jar walks in and grabs Vader by the arm) Jar Jar: Annie! Yousa and mesa should go get hammered! Vader: Very well, its been way too long! _________________ Perfection is a lifelong pursuit requiring sacrifice. The only way to get it quicker is to sacrifice the most.

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