Hello old friends and new,
I was, am, and will be Life Is The Path,
And I have a tale to regail to you,
(For those of who who are not such a telepath).
I joined the EUC,
One night, one cold night last year,
When my eyes, the chat box they did see,
Conversed, I did, on zombies and fear,
And fingernail toothpaste - these things you could hear.
Since then, my dear fellow, my old mucker's, to boot,
It is here that I have strayed, and here I set root,
Here, too, I hope you shall, friend,
So enjoy it, for tales of frolic are no fable -
But one thing I find shocking, surprising,
A fact that is quite sensationalising...
- I set the trend,
I joined before it was fashionable.
I am a Star Wars fan. That doesn't mean that I hate or love Jar Jar. That doesn't mean I hate or love Lucas, or agree or disagree 100% with him. That doesn't mean I prefer the PT over the OT, or vice versa. That doesn't mean I hate the EU, or even love all of it. These are not prerequisites. Being a man is not a prerequisite. Being a geek is not a prerequisite. The only prerequisite is that I love something about Star Wars. I am a Star Wars fan.