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  Life Is The Path
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Correction: While meatbag frailties make them inferior to the HK series, it does make for inventive torture.
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  Darth Skuldren
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Statement: Master, I have finished blowing up the meatbags.

Query: Permission to break out the flame thrower?

Opinion: Applying heat to overinflated organics results in a little thing I like to call Art ala Macabre. You should try it sometime, Master. It releases tension.
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  Reepicheep
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Statement: Skuldren's Ahsoka banner is back.
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  Mara Jade Skywalker
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Regret: I've noticed.
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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:18 am Reply with quote  
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  Life Is The Path
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Darth Skuldren wrote:
Statement: Master, I have finished blowing up the meatbags.

Query: Permission to break out the flame thrower?

Opinion: Applying heat to overinflated organics results in a little thing I like to call Art ala Macabre. You should try it sometime, Master. It releases tension.


Enthusiastic response: Oh, yes, Skuldren. I think that would be a perfect way for releasing some tension in my servo motors and neural interface. And I have the perfect target in mind *Aims Long Rifle at Ahsoka banner*
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I am a Star Wars fan. That doesn't mean that I hate or love Jar Jar. That doesn't mean I hate or love Lucas, or agree or disagree 100% with him. That doesn't mean I prefer the PT over the OT, or vice versa. That doesn't mean I hate the EU, or even love all of it. These are not prerequisites. Being a man is not a prerequisite. Being a geek is not a prerequisite. The only prerequisite is that I love something about Star Wars. I am a Star Wars fan.

Life is like the Force - Luke Skywalker, Crucible. Damn straight I am.


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  YodaBauer2442
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Query: What is the story with the Ahsoka banner?
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  Queen Padmè Skywalker
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Response: We hate it. Wink
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  Lord Ree'dius
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Assessment: This is thread is quite amuzing, Masters.

Query: Now, when do we start to utilize our assassination programming?
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  Darth Skuldren
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Statement: Assassination programming has already been activated. [hands out sniper rifles]

Suggestion: I would begin firing immediately if I were you.
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  Lord Ree'dius
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Response: Well thank you, Master. I will commence with the killing immediately!
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Suggestion: I sincerely hope that this slowly evolves into talking-like-Elcor.

Statement: Elcor were one of the best alien designs of Mass Effect.
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  Lord Ree'dius
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Hesitant Query: Elcor, Master? I don't seem to have that particular species in my alien autonomy library. Are the hard to kill, Master?

Statement: So very rarely this unit's full capabilities for destruction are utilized.
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  Salaris Vorn
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Statement: clearly Life you have not gotten your quota of torture and death fix in the forum's RPG.

Suggestion: Might I recommend a slug-thrower as your weapon of choice? Hollow-point slugs produce such fascinating expressions of pain on meatbags, far more so than blaster burns.
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Distraught acknowledgement: Oh yes, Vorn. Very few targets of oppurtunity have presented themselves to me, that I fear my targeting sensors could become out of tune from the lack of use.

Overjoyed rejoinder: Oh yes, Vorn! Your suggestion of hollow-points meets the minimum requirements of my pain subroutines! Perhaps if any Elcors were to turn up, I could practice on those copycat meatbags. Imitating me...[audio distorted]
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Life is like the Force - Luke Skywalker, Crucible. Damn straight I am.


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  YodaBauer2442
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Statement: This unit would like to personally destroy every meatbag bee around this facility.
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"WHERE'S THE FIRE?! I've always loved that expression, which is curious since my lab assistant was killed in a fire."
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