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 PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2011 4:40 pm Reply with quote  
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  Old Master Ben
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These are limericks with a Qui-Gon theme, sent in by members and myself. If you feel like making your own limerick for Qui-Gon week after reading these, do so! Send your limerick to me as a private message and I'll add it to this post!

First up, we have a limerick from the noble Reepicheep.

Fun fact: Reepicheep lives in Canada as a spy. His home country of Russia is very proud of the information he has managed to obtain on maple syrup.

There once was a Jedi named Qui-gon
Although he was mostly called 'Don Juan'
He hit on a pretty Jedi Knight
But after a slap
He said, "Oh snap,
I won't have a date tonight."

Next comes Taral-DLOS.

Fun fact: Taral-DLOS claims to have killed a lion with his bear hands. Yes, he literally has the hands of a bear.

Qui-Gon's apprentice was Xanatos
Who went dark and gave the Code a Toss
Master must redeem who was lost
No matter the cost
Qui-Gon must have a case of the Thanatos

Finally, (for now - send me more!), here is a limerick from that aging trickster, Old Master Ben.

Fun fact: Old Master Ben is the best friend of the superhero Thor, and was present in the background of every scene in the new Thor movie.

The day came for Qui-Gon to die
After a duel with Maul he did lie
He told Kenobi to train
The young boy Anakin
Who knew he'd become the bad guy?

Edit:

A new one has come in from IllogicalRogue2.

Little known fact: IR2 is actually blind. He sees with the help of a large beaver and a useful lightsaber shaped walking stick.

There once was a Knight named Qui-gon
who went to Theed and died wrong
he fell down dead, to Obi-wan's dread.
But his Padawan did right wrong.
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 PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2011 12:24 pm Reply with quote  
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  Darth Skuldren
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I don't know which is funnier, the limericks or the fun facts
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 PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2011 2:17 pm Reply with quote  
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  Reepicheep
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*stews over fun fact* Evil or Very Mad
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Where sky and water meet,
Where the waves grow sweet,
Doubt not, Reepicheep,
To find all you seek,
There is the utter east.


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  Mara Jade Skywalker
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Fun facts = hilarious! Laughing
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  Old Master Ben
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Reepicheep wrote:
*stews over fun fact* Evil or Very Mad


Don't be too mad, Reep. The fun facts are fictional, unless there's something you're not telling us...


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 PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 4:33 am Reply with quote  
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  Lord Ree'dius
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Seems you've blown his cover, OMB Wink
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Still much to learn, you have. Surrender, you should."

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