Five Words

Similar to the One Line Story, we write a short paragraph or short story, in which we include five random words that the previous poster has left for the next person. For example:
Shack, Yeti, spaghetti, arm, otters.
Living in my old shack, one day, I came upon a Yeti. He was very hungry and I offered him some spaghetti. He didn't like spaghetti, but he did like the taste of my arm. Which was unfortunate for me because I was rather attached to it. I needed my arm to my a nice fleece of otters.

Your words, whoever you may be, are:
Eskimo, skyscraper, tricycle, puppy, steam-train.
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I am a Star Wars fan. That doesn't mean that I hate or love Jar Jar. That doesn't mean I hate or love Lucas, or agree or disagree 100% with him. That doesn't mean I prefer the PT over the OT, or vice versa. That doesn't mean I hate the EU, or even love all of it. These are not prerequisites. Being a man is not a prerequisite. Being a geek is not a prerequisite. The only prerequisite is that I love something about Star Wars. I am a Star Wars fan.

Today an Eskimo escaped from the sanitarium and was spotted at the top of a skyscraper. Having worked in a carnival before being committed, the Eskimo, named Little Puppy Who Wanders, was found to be riding a tricycle on top of the skyscraper while singing over and over "Steam-train go choo choo!" Luckily authorities were able to remove the Eskimo from the roof without any harm being done and he was returned to the sanitarium.

Next five words: Gun, bathing suit, alien, giant, discombobulated
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*scratches head* Let's see...

Today at the Owatana Beach a giant alien was seen hovering over the water. Police recieved reports by various bathing suit-ed individuals claiming earth was under attack. SWAT teams arrive armed to the teeth with tazers, batons, bazookas and rapid-fire guns. When the polce took aim at the alien, the alien gave a look of discombobulation and said, "What the heck?! I come in peace."

I changed some of the tenses. Hope that's okay. Razz

Next five words: anvil, poltroonery, hot air baloon, concert, Bantha milk.
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Where sky and water meet,
Where the waves grow sweet,
Doubt not, Reepicheep,
To find all you seek,
There is the utter east.

Padawan Joined: 27 May 2011 Posts: 79

There I was sitting on my deck chair drinking Bantha Milk, listening on my iPod the latest Prodigy Concert. Since I was chilling out and didn't bother to look up, I never saw the Hot Air Baloon. Nor did I see the poltroonery act of Jar Jar Binks dropping the Anvil on my brand new T-16 Skyhopper. Shocked

Next 5 words:
Mother, Computer, Thongs, Door, Ping Pong
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I hunt down Smurfs for sport....

I had a very bad day yesterday. My mother caught me, while I was on my computer, looking at thongs. I thought to myself, 'I knew I should've locked that blasted door!' But I tried to explain, quite earnestly, that the thongs were for a charity ping pong tournament. But she was having none of it. She took me out shopping and proceeded to dress me up, like the daughter she never had Shocked

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Next five words:

Barrel, mint, locust, shadow, spring.
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I am a Star Wars fan. That doesn't mean that I hate or love Jar Jar. That doesn't mean I hate or love Lucas, or agree or disagree 100% with him. That doesn't mean I prefer the PT over the OT, or vice versa. That doesn't mean I hate the EU, or even love all of it. These are not prerequisites. Being a man is not a prerequisite. Being a geek is not a prerequisite. The only prerequisite is that I love something about Star Wars. I am a Star Wars fan.

In the waning days of Spring, Mr. Locust sat in the shadow of his favorite oak tree sipping mint julep out of a barrel.

Next five words:

Cockatiel, headphones, Jeep, Companion Cube, dastardly.
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"It's not about the legacy you leave, it's about the life you live." ~Mara Jade Skywalker

Padawan Joined: 27 May 2011 Posts: 79

I was driving down the freeway in my Jeep chatting to my mate in the back seat. When I got no reply I looked in the rear view mirror. What did I see, him reading a book about Cockatiels while wearing headphones. I thougt to myself what a
dastardly act to do. Lucky in the front seat next to me I had my panion Cube
Wink

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I hunt down Smurfs for sport....

Padawan Joined: 27 May 2011 Posts: 79

oops Next 5 words

Draw, frame, vaseline, hiccup, hole
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I hunt down Smurfs for sport....

One day I was trying to draw when I started to hiccup. I accidentally poked a hole in my paper, so I filled it in with Vaseline. Maybe I'll frame it to cover up my mistake.

Next five words (Brought to you by Jedi Twilight):

Ecumenopolis, plethora, phantasmagorical, erstwhile, continuum
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“You keep talking about a maker. Who made you?”
“Actually, I don’t quite recall. But I was made, so the existence of my maker is beyond question. And since I consider my existence to be a good thing, he was without a doubt benevolent and forward thinking.”
~Allana Solo and C-3PO

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Yes. I dearly hated the vocabulary in that book.
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"It's not about the legacy you leave, it's about the life you live." ~Mara Jade Skywalker

That's what I'm currently reading. I would have added 'surcease' to that list!

Let's see ...

As I looked out over the Ecumenopolis that was the EUCantina, I saw a plethora of posters (as would be fitting for a forum). Directly in front of me seemed to be a phantasmagorical image, that of my erstwhile Jedi Master, Even Piell - and I wondered how he, who died in the Clone Wars, could appear in a book set after. I thought that, surely, this must effect a rip in the space-time continuum. Wonders will never surcease.

Next five words are: whimsical, farcical, authority, challenging, globe.
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I am a Star Wars fan. That doesn't mean that I hate or love Jar Jar. That doesn't mean I hate or love Lucas, or agree or disagree 100% with him. That doesn't mean I prefer the PT over the OT, or vice versa. That doesn't mean I hate the EU, or even love all of it. These are not prerequisites. Being a man is not a prerequisite. Being a geek is not a prerequisite. The only prerequisite is that I love something about Star Wars. I am a Star Wars fan.

Jaina Solo Fel found it challenging to control the globe upon which she resided due to her whimsical attitude in regards to what some would describe as her farcical authority.

next words = petty, substantial, magical, frightening, and loving
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"Redemption comes to those who wait, forgiveness is the key." -- Tom Petty

Knight Joined: 18 Nov 2011 Posts: 442

I was listening to some Tom Petty. He has recoded a substantial body of work. I also watched The Never Ending story which was both magical and frightening. There was no loving in it however

My five words

sword, cumbersome, leotard, apache, lightsaber
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"You see that I was right, now, dont you?. The truth is written in blood"

sword, cumbersome, leotard, apache, lightsaber

Stoically, the man dressed in black approached the dark sider. Ex-Jedi Mandil Rahn knew that this was no typical bounty hunter. The man in black was known as Apache. He carried a Force imbued sword that could block a lightsaber blade and slice through leotard wearing meat bags with ease.

Next five words: tuna, santa, pumpkin, yoda, wii
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EUC Staff Joined: 09 Nov 2011 Posts: 1204 Location: Nirn

I was playing Wii Play with Yoda on the Wii Santa got me, I caught a tuna on the fishing game. I won, so Yoda gave me the pumpkin pie he promised me.

Next five words: smiley, sofa, shelf, dog, cable
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There's always a bigger fish - Qui Gon Jinn.

You shall learn that history is an intricate weaving of many events. No one thing can be understood without the proper context.

The best techniques are passed on by the survivors.