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  Darth Skuldren
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Query: Which meatbag is more fun to terminate: an Ewok or a Jawa?
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Answer: That would obviously depend on the selected execution method Master.

Observation: Ewoks are much more favorable for flammable, low temperature burning improvised weapons as first their rather thick fur must be burned away before true suffering and death can occur.

Clarification: Ewoks, unlike Jawas, can not remove their flaming exterior thus flames become an enjoyable form of execution both for photo and audio receptors. Jawa flaming striptease however is not an enjoyable sight for the photoreceptors.
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Addendum: My favoured method of terminating Ewoks is to have them jump off a cliff and, with this rather dastardly example of prime assassination protocols standing at the bottom of the cliff, use a short, wooden instrument to bat the descending Ewok, to see how far you can hit them. As seen in this game:

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Wistful: How I long to vanquish the undead with flamethower in one hand and boltcaster in the other. If only there were some Korriban zombies for me to execute my primary programming.

Query: Would a zombie be an undead meatbag?

Resolution: Now I really want to kill something, master.
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Statement: Decapitation programming optimal, Master. Let the rotting meatbags come!
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*engages flamethrower*

Observation: Ahh, the smell of burning, rotten meatbags in the morning. It smells like...victory.
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