Here we go.
Spoilers ahead for what little story there is
Don't like the opening credits.
That is one LOW budget Falcon.
BIG AMERICAN ANNOUNCER.
Holy Jesus. Jefferson Starship.
Kashyyyk looks cartoony.
Lumpy is VERY cute
A photo of Chewie.
As we all know, Kashyyyk is known for its contemporary 70's decor.
I'm skipping this stupid holo-circus.
No Aurebesh. Wierd.
Jeeeeez Luke looks wieerd.
He'll TAKE IT.
Yummy yum in their tummy tum.
Stir stir stir stir, stir stir stir.
Stir whip, stir whip, whip whip stir.
Beat beat beat beat, stir whip stir whip, beat beat stir.
Jesus, WTH am I watching?
This is psychedelic.
I'm skipping Itchy's chair bit.
Leia and 3PO doin a bit of tax returns.
THAT'S NOT CHEWIE! OMG
Skipped that music video
Boba Fett pwning the Loch Ness monster. Groovy.
Really liked that animated bit.
Why would they release that instruction video. So many obvious mistakes, that mini-translator company has to sort out their marketing department.
Tobor is robot spelled backwards.
Just Ponda Baba doin a lil chicken dance...
Why would you pat the great Momaw Nadon on the head? So patronising...
I'm liking this MEC song.
Sorry, but why the hell were those Imperial officers watching a video on Kashyyyk of a Cantina on Tatooine!? Surely some of the shady requlars would notice the cameras? Whatevs
That's one stoooopid Stormtrooper.
Right, I am NOT listening to the Leia song. No way.
The music after, however, (the medal scene music) is the best music from the Saga.
Are they actually just reusing footage from ANH to fill time?
Right finished. Holy moly. There are no words.
There's always a bigger fish - Qui Gon Jinn.
You shall learn that history is an intricate weaving of many events. No one thing can be understood without the proper context.
The best techniques are passed on by the survivors.