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Euch, that's bringing up a few memories. I wanted to kill that cook. Seriously. I wanted to chop her up and put her in a pan, where I would stir, stir whip-whip and stir her. I dreamt of 'stir, stir, whip-whip stir', that night  But anyhoo, I made a few notes myself.
They introduced R2D2 as playing R2D2? Ha! Why didn't they introduce Chewbacca as being played by a grizzly bear and assorted animal noises?
Woof. Chewie's family don't look like the prettiest of Wookiees (which they misspelled!). No wonder he stays away for all but one day of the year.
It wasn't all that bad - until the jukebox. It was truly terrifying. I want to kill myself.
That can't really be Mark Hamill. He looks far too suntanned. His face is more blonde than his hair! Maybe they replaced him with a Ken doll?
Nope. It's him. I imdbed the show. The announcer wasn't lying just to get me to watch it. Still, it's iffy.
No, Malla, I don't want to see you smile. And your face is already long.
Is that cook a Besalisk? Is she Dex's offspring? Did he have a kid with that bored looking waitress? Retroactive continuity fixing since '78.
Stir. Whip. Chop. Must. Survive. Make it stop.
Wookiee porn. No. And I'd rather not experience you, thanks for asking. Even when you appear to forget the words and stare off to the side of the camera to read the script.
How is it that the reused footage from Episode IV are the best bits? Even Ford's acting can't save that dialogue. He really can type it, but he can't say it.
I wonder what comtrex is. Is it still around? If it can replace a whole shelf of meds, it had better still be around. Otherwise we're doomed as a human race. We'd never survive the zombie apocalypse. Will Smith Legend guy didn't need to work on a cure. He could have just given the zombie thing comtrex.
No. It's not still around.
Wait, yes it is. But we're still doomed.
Can I have some Reggie? That sounds so wrong. Yet the caramel tastes so right.
Cartoon Solo looks a bit like an old rocker. Keith Richards crossed with, well, every other rocker over 50.
You'd think the Bith would learn a new song. Do they not get MTV on Tatooine? At least they remixed it.
Wait, they're different Bith. That one on the end looks different. His eyes look like ebony, instead of charcoal black.
I think Reepicheep was in that cantina!
Losing. Will. To. Live.
Lovey dovey wookiee eyes.
Losing. Will. To. Keep. Food. Down.
Even Han wants out of that luuuuurve nest.
Leia's a good singer. Too bad it's a rubbish song.
Yes, Luke. I see those lustful eyes you're casting upon your sister. Shame on you.
Just realised Malla, Itchy and Lumpy are in NJO. It has now decreased in my eyes.
I'm free!
I'm ill now.
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