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Of course it's going to be Wes. Please see the Jansonisms below for my reasoning:
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Janson: "You look like some weird cross between a starfighter pilot and a Batravian gumplucker."
Hobbie: "Wes, I don't even know what that is."
Janson: "Sure you do, Hobbie. A starfighter pilot is a guy who flies an X-wing without getting blown up. Check the Basic Dictionary. Though I can understand how you get confused." |
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Janson: "So my question is, why me? Why didn't you bring Tycho up with you? He's your wingman. And he's better with records."
Wedge: "I need someone to be in charge on the ground when I'm up here. For example, if there's a diplomatic emergency."
Janson: "I can be in charge on the ground."
Wedge: "Oh, that'd be good. You and Hobbie running through the streets of Cartann, leaving destruction in your wake, taking charge when a delicate political disaster strikes. Here's an example. A noble of Cartann comes to you and says, 'I know we have no diplomatic relations yet, but I'm here to request asylum in the New Republic.' What do you say?"
Janson: "Is she good-looking?"
Wedge: "Thanks for making my point." |
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| "So. Who's best-looking in women's dress? I vote for myself." |
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Janson: "His name is Kettch, and he's an Ewok."
Wedge: "No."
Janson: "Oh, yes. Determined to fight. You should hear him say, 'Yub, yub.' He makes it a battle cry."
Wedge: "Wes, assuming he could be educated up to Alliance fighter-pilot standards, an Ewok couldn't even reach an X-wing's controls."
Janson: "He wears arm and leg extensions, prosthetics built for him by a sympathetic medical droid. And he's anxious to go, Commander."
Wedge: "Please tell me you're kidding." |
_________________ I am a Star Wars fan. That doesn't mean that I hate or love Jar Jar. That doesn't mean I hate or love Lucas, or agree or disagree 100% with him. That doesn't mean I prefer the PT over the OT, or vice versa. That doesn't mean I hate the EU, or even love all of it. These are not prerequisites. Being a man is not a prerequisite. Being a geek is not a prerequisite. The only prerequisite is that I love something about Star Wars. I am a Star Wars fan.
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