OOh. How did I not know about this thread? here's my top crappers.
This is a movie with Liam Neison that is the exact same plot as the Bourne Identity. Spoiler Alert. What a terrible twist.
House of the Dead.
A movie based on game was nothing but shooting zombies and mutants in a haunted house. Instead this movie takes place in a graveyard and is incredibly boring, then incredibly bad and cheesy.
I don't know why this movie sucked so bad, I must have repressed it from my memory. But I know that I hate it.
Angelina Jolie is a spy with terrible acting and terrible dialogue who reveals in new plot twists every ten minutes that she is actually a pentuple agent. I think this one involves amnesia too.
Probably the single worst movie I've ever seen and could not finish it. Another crappy Angelina movie. This woman has an Oscar, wtf?
Robin Hood (2010)
Boring. Another movie that I did not finish watching. Someone must have slapped Ridley Scott and told him to stop putting Russel Crowe in everything.
Alone In the Dark
Another stinker from the director of House of The Dead. When I went to see this movie I was about ten minutes late. I had no idea what was going on and then 15 minutes later the movie ended. I realized I was in the wrong theater. I went to the right theater, now 15 minutes late and discovered I still had no idea what was going on in this movie, but this time the feeling lasted for an hour and 15 minutes.
No it's not just that everything is terrible about this movie. That's Ok, I didn't expect much. While watching this movie I hated John Turturro. That is unforgivable.
Spread out all around us is a petrified world, a world of Things, where we ourselves, our gestures, and even our feelings figure in as Things. Nothing can belong to us as truly our own in such a landscape of death. Under commodity occupation the most concrete truth about everything is the truth of it's infinite replaceablity.