I'm glad I'm not a T-Rex. Such tiny arms. I'd go mad trying to scratch my back. I reckon that's what we see in all those T-Rex vs Triceratops pictures. They're not fighting because Rexy wants to eat it. They're fighting because Triceratops doesn't want his horn used to scratch Rexy's backside again.
Triceratops: Back! Back, you savage!
T-Rex: Please, just a quick scratch. My arms are so short.
Triceratops: No! Last time my horns stunk for two months! Never again!
T-Rex: Pwetty pwease?
Triceratops: Go use a tree!
T-Rex: But they can't hold my weight. They buckle. The Brachiosaurs make fun of me.
Triceratops: Tough t**s, Toots.
I am a Star Wars fan. That doesn't mean that I hate or love Jar Jar. That doesn't mean I hate or love Lucas, or agree or disagree 100% with him. That doesn't mean I prefer the PT over the OT, or vice versa. That doesn't mean I hate the EU, or even love all of it. These are not prerequisites. Being a man is not a prerequisite. Being a geek is not a prerequisite. The only prerequisite is that I love something about Star Wars. I am a Star Wars fan.