Order: Talk Like HK-47 Thread

Correction: While meatbag frailties make them inferior to the HK series, it does make for inventive torture.
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I am a Star Wars fan. That doesn't mean that I hate or love Jar Jar. That doesn't mean I hate or love Lucas, or agree or disagree 100% with him. That doesn't mean I prefer the PT over the OT, or vice versa. That doesn't mean I hate the EU, or even love all of it. These are not prerequisites. Being a man is not a prerequisite. Being a geek is not a prerequisite. The only prerequisite is that I love something about Star Wars. I am a Star Wars fan.

Statement: Master, I have finished blowing up the meatbags.

Query: Permission to break out the flame thrower?

Opinion: Applying heat to overinflated organics results in a little thing I like to call Art ala Macabre. You should try it sometime, Master. It releases tension.
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Statement: Skuldren's Ahsoka banner is back.
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Where sky and water meet,
Where the waves grow sweet,
Doubt not, Reepicheep,
To find all you seek,
There is the utter east.

Regret: I've noticed.
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"It's not about the legacy you leave, it's about the life you live." ~Mara Jade Skywalker

Knight Joined: 06 Apr 2011 Posts: 309 Location: Sofa

Query: What is the story with the Ahsoka banner?
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"To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits. " Dr. Walter Bishop

"WHERE'S THE FIRE?! I've always loved that expression, which is curious since my lab assistant was killed in a fire."
- Walter Bishop

Response: We hate it. Wink

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All things die, Anakin Skywalker, even stars burn out.

So this is how liberty dies....with thunderous applause.

Those without swords can still die upon them

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

Assessment: This is thread is quite amuzing, Masters.

Query: Now, when do we start to utilize our assassination programming?
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"Strong you are with the dark side, young one. But not that strong.
Still much to learn, you have. Surrender, you should."

"You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."

http://www.reedius.deviantart.com/

Statement: Assassination programming has already been activated. [hands out sniper rifles]

Suggestion: I would begin firing immediately if I were you.
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Response: Well thank you, Master. I will commence with the killing immediately!
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"Strong you are with the dark side, young one. But not that strong.
Still much to learn, you have. Surrender, you should."

"You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."

http://www.reedius.deviantart.com/

Suggestion: I sincerely hope that this slowly evolves into talking-like-Elcor.

Statement: Elcor were one of the best alien designs of Mass Effect.
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It was the year of fire… the year of destruction… the year we took back what was ours.
It was the year of rebirth… the year of great sadness… the year of pain… and the year of joy.
It was a new age. It was the end of history. It was the year everything changed.
The year is 2261.
The place: Babylon 5.

Hesitant Query: Elcor, Master? I don't seem to have that particular species in my alien autonomy library. Are the hard to kill, Master?

Statement: So very rarely this unit's full capabilities for destruction are utilized.
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"Strong you are with the dark side, young one. But not that strong.
Still much to learn, you have. Surrender, you should."

"You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."

http://www.reedius.deviantart.com/

Statement: clearly Life you have not gotten your quota of torture and death fix in the forum's RPG.

Suggestion: Might I recommend a slug-thrower as your weapon of choice? Hollow-point slugs produce such fascinating expressions of pain on meatbags, far more so than blaster burns.
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Distraught acknowledgement: Oh yes, Vorn. Very few targets of oppurtunity have presented themselves to me, that I fear my targeting sensors could become out of tune from the lack of use.

Overjoyed rejoinder: Oh yes, Vorn! Your suggestion of hollow-points meets the minimum requirements of my pain subroutines! Perhaps if any Elcors were to turn up, I could practice on those copycat meatbags. Imitating me...[audio distorted]
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I am a Star Wars fan. That doesn't mean that I hate or love Jar Jar. That doesn't mean I hate or love Lucas, or agree or disagree 100% with him. That doesn't mean I prefer the PT over the OT, or vice versa. That doesn't mean I hate the EU, or even love all of it. These are not prerequisites. Being a man is not a prerequisite. Being a geek is not a prerequisite. The only prerequisite is that I love something about Star Wars. I am a Star Wars fan.

Knight Joined: 06 Apr 2011 Posts: 309 Location: Sofa

Statement: This unit would like to personally destroy every meatbag bee around this facility.
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"To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits. " Dr. Walter Bishop

"WHERE'S THE FIRE?! I've always loved that expression, which is curious since my lab assistant was killed in a fire."
- Walter Bishop

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