These are limericks with a Qui-Gon theme, sent in by members and myself. If you feel like making your own limerick for Qui-Gon week after reading these, do so! Send your limerick to me as a private message and I'll add it to this post!
First up, we have a limerick from the noble Reepicheep.
Fun fact: Reepicheep lives in Canada as a spy. His home country of Russia is very proud of the information he has managed to obtain on maple syrup.
There once was a Jedi named Qui-gon
Although he was mostly called 'Don Juan'
He hit on a pretty Jedi Knight
But after a slap
He said, "Oh snap,
I won't have a date tonight."
Next comes Taral-DLOS.
Fun fact: Taral-DLOS claims to have killed a lion with his bear hands. Yes, he literally has the hands of a bear.
Qui-Gon's apprentice was Xanatos
Who went dark and gave the Code a Toss
Master must redeem who was lost
No matter the cost
Qui-Gon must have a case of the Thanatos
Finally, (for now - send me more!), here is a limerick from that aging trickster, Old Master Ben.
Fun fact: Old Master Ben is the best friend of the superhero Thor, and was present in the background of every scene in the new Thor movie.
The day came for Qui-Gon to die
After a duel with Maul he did lie
He told Kenobi to train
The young boy Anakin
Who knew he'd become the bad guy?
A new one has come in from IllogicalRogue2.
Little known fact: IR2 is actually blind. He sees with the help of a large beaver and a useful lightsaber shaped walking stick.
There once was a Knight named Qui-gon
who went to Theed and died wrong
he fell down dead, to Obi-wan's dread.
But his Padawan did right wrong.