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I remember quite vividly my first Star Wars memory. I was in a shop called MVC (a very large store that housed music, video and games) and I was with my dad and sister, who were picking up, for my mother, the special edition box set of the OT. There were huge displays all around the front of the store, and the shop was more filled and more active than normal. I thought it was weird for them to get so worked up over a movie. How young I was. We queued up, and I was 'lucky' enough to hold the box set in line. I put that word in quotation marks because I didn't think myself as lucky for holding what was seen as an important gift, but rather because, when I pulled apart the covers, they made a little fart noise. Over and over I'd do this fart noise. I'd lower the box to the rear ends of random people, pull it open, and look at them in an appalled way, to walk away while shaking my head. Then do it again.
Later that night, we all sat down to watch it. Mum and Dad were pretty excited. My sister was also excited, having seen something of them before hand. She kept on saying how some alien called 'Yoda' was her favourite. I was feeling a little excited, 'feeding off their vibes', to borrow a friend's phrase. But mainly I was just enjoying the fart noise. Sat through the little documentary at the beginning. 'That's nice. Whack the fence to make a sound. Nice' *makes fart noise* 'Cool model. What's a death star?' *makes fart noise* 'When's the movie going to start?' *Starts making fart noise, to be stopped by the scene crawl* And from that moment on I was enraptured. And only occasionally made the fart noise. _________________ I am a Star Wars fan. That doesn't mean that I hate or love Jar Jar. That doesn't mean I hate or love Lucas, or agree or disagree 100% with him. That doesn't mean I prefer the PT over the OT, or vice versa. That doesn't mean I hate the EU, or even love all of it. These are not prerequisites. Being a man is not a prerequisite. Being a geek is not a prerequisite. The only prerequisite is that I love something about Star Wars. I am a Star Wars fan.
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